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Fight Breaks Out At Local Funhouse – Rock Music, Video Games To Blame

Calgary – What was supposed to be a fun-filled day of dead-eyed animatronics and indigestible pizza turned worse when a fight broke out between two families at local funhouse and arcade. Onlookers say that it was a particularly “rocking” version of ‘Happy Birthday’ being played by the soulless [...]
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Pope To Intelligently Design Own Video Game

In his final hours in the Papacy, a new rumor has emerged from the Vatican confession booths that suggest the Pope will be trying his hand at video game development after he retires. To some Vatican observers, this seems like an appropriate step forward for a technologically savvy Pope who known [...]
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Quick Thinking Slow Moving Bungie Reps Avoid Tragedy At Sony Press Conference

Some quick thinking by Bungie representatives at a Sony press conference in New York yesterday helped avoid tragedy at the historically mediocre event. The four Bungie reps, who were there to discuss as little as possible about their latest project ‘Destiny’, subtly froze almost immediately upon [...]
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PSP GOne: Thousands Sacrificed Ahead of PS4 Announcement

An anonymous source is claiming hundreds of thousands of PSP Go devices have been sacrificed to an unnamed deity in a Manhattan hotel prior to a Sony press conference scheduled for later today. According the source, the PSP Go devices -some as young as unboxed – were discreetly delivered to the [...]
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